Oh, Mama!

This is old news, I know. But, I still can't get it out of my mind.
Last week, a woman in Milwaukee gave birth to a baby that weighed almost 14 pounds.

14 FRIGGIN' POUNDS!!!!!!

Now, that's a miracle!

To put this into context, let's take a look at some common items that also weigh 14 pounds:

• A Bissell 3545 Power Glide lightweight upright vacuum
• The amount of turkey consumed by the average American each year
• The world's largest pearl
• The world's lightest accordian
  
• The average human head
• The average full grown domestic household cat
• A 1-inch by 1-inch rectangle of water that is 33 inches high
• The average 8-month old baby. (This not-so-little one definitely has a head start.)
  

God bless mom and the big enchilada.